We’re only two weeks into the The Hills Season 3. So, it’s a little early for Lauren Conrad to start disapproving of her roommate’s boyfriend, right? Wrong! We can thank Audrina Patridge’s new/old guy, “Justin Bobby,” for the early arrival of boy drama that never gets old for fans of The Hills.

Meeting up for a third-wheel date, Lauren and JB offer up half-hearted opinions of one another over drinks as Audrina looks on awkwardly. Lauren, like a good mother hen, tells JB that Audrina is the “precious cargo” that rides on his bike that night (how cute was Audrina’s helmet!), and he had better be careful with her kid – I mean, friend. Like any boy your mother would disapprove of, JB answers by opening his mouth to allow the escape of a horrific belch. And the stage is set!

(The infamous belch pouring out of “Justin Bobby.” Trying to impress Lauren, are we JB?)

Meanwhile, Heidi Montag threw us a major curveball this week. As the last roommate to serve up unforgivable chaos into Lauren’s life, Heidi decided to stand up for her right to have white walls in her apartment - much to Spencer Pratt’s chagrin. I almost got goosebumps watching Heidi calmly explain to her fiancé (!) that painting over his tacky pawn shop graffiti wall was, “A surprise – just like you surprised me.”

During MTV’s after show for The Hills, Lauren almost looked proud of her ex-friend when she commented that it was her “favorite scene in the whole episode.” I couldn’t agree more!

~ Brook

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