On this week’s installment of The Hills on MTV, the rift between Lauren Conrad and Spencer Pratt has evolved into a veritable hate-fest. The latest victim to be swallowed up in the drama is poor Brody Jenner, who was pronounced an “Enemy” by Spencer, his childhood buddy. What travesty did Brody commit to earn this shame? He is “rolling around with” (Spencer’s words) the Heart of Evil, otherwise known as Lauren Conrad!

(At Teen Vogue, Lauren and Whitney agreeing that Spencer’s attitude toward Brody is juvenile = totally “high school”)

Later, Brody found consolation when he met Lauren, Audrina Patridge and a guy friend named Frankie (who seems to have appeared out of nowhere on The Hills Season 3), at Hollywood’s historic Roosevelt Hotel. Sipping on drinks from the Tropicana Poolside Bar, the gang collectively agreed that Spencer’s friendship rules belong on the school playground. As a Reality TV newbie, Frankie neglected to censor himself, making mention of Lauren’s recent “friendly sleepover” at Brody’s condo. Clearly annoyed that he did this during a taping of MTV’s The Hills, Lauren started to put Frankie in his place. But then she gave up and smiled it off. 

(Heidi declares her innocence once again, placing the blame on Brody for Lauren’s troubles.)

With these developments fresh in her mind as well, Heidi Montag headed over to Doughboy’s Bakery to catch up with Jen Bunney. We noticed something different about Jen immediately, as did Heidi (who went under her own transformation this year as well). Not only does Jen look different, she also appears more confident. Find an excellent rhinoplasty surgeon, did ya Jen? As expected, Jen spent her time with Heidi lamenting over the strife they have both experienced with Lauren. Heidi, with dramatic emphasis, proclaimed, “Brody Jenner is her new friend? It was Brody Jenner who started those rumors!”

So now, with yet another person accused of spreading lies throughout The Hills, I am really starting to wonder: Will we ever learn the truth?

~ Brook 

Find out what Heidi’s parents thought of Spencer in Episode 4! It’s never too late to get your fix of The Hills on MTV.

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