On episode 16 of The Hills Season 3, we were blessed with double-whammy plot points. To start: Stephanie Pratt, the similarly villainous sister of Spencer Pratt, rolled into town with her own insights on her bro and Heidi Montag’s engagement situation. In the first five of her 15 minutes, “She-Pratt” (as she was later referred to) proclaimed that she was all for a Spencer-style wedding in Tibet (?!), complete with her as the officiate, much to the chagrin of Heidi.

Later, Lauren Conrad and the gang spend a night at Opera in Hollywood, where She-Pratt and her sidekick Roxy Olin (who hardcore fans know as a key player in The Great “The Hills is Fake” Debate) confront Lauren in a high-school-hallway-style showdown. Like every good girl fight that takes pace in front of a locker, declarations of hatred and “You don’t even know me” were exchanged. (Poor Lauren. She was trying to be the bigger person, but that line reminds me of bad daytime talk shows). But wait! Look over there, it’s plot twist number two: Justin Bobby is kissing another girl! And not just any girl – a redheaded semi-goth with black lipstick. Or was he?

We’re still not sure, but fortunately, Audrina Patridge finally meant it this time when she said, “I’m done!” Now that the break-up with Justin Bobby is official, is this the last we’ll see of him on The Hills on MTV? Perhaps. But for those of us who like the slacker-passing-off-as-a-bohemian-painter look, he’ll surely live on in our hearts. 

~ Brook

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